Shitpost #2

Something some of you might relate to here guy's. You ever have a crush on your teacher? I mean like a massive crush on your teacher, just being in the same room as him or her makes your heart go doki doki

If yes then domestic na kanojo is for you. Episode one spoilers ahead. This is the show in a nutshell, your teacher is your crush man!! wtf right? everyone else has a crush on people their own age while you have a crush on ur fckin teacher!!

But this is where it get's relatable, you ever think, wow. I'll never get to put my pickle in my teacher, it's impossible 😔 she just treats you like a fckin kid

Boi it's time to stop being a kid and become a man!! that's right bois, you go to a mixer with some friends and meet this cute girl who's down to fuck

now there's only one way to answer her at this point

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so you do it

You lost your virginity my dude's, you are now a man among men!

Now watch how this gets even more relatable than it already is, ur dad comes out of his corner like yo my nigga i got a new wife, her and her kids are coming over now.

Ur like, okay then. No complaints or questions here so now you walk up to the door with your dad to introduce you self to your new step mom and she calls her daughter's over and you hyped to meet ur new siblings when....

Nani

The fuck?

Hold up. 

Dude that's the teacher you have a crush on standing next to that mixer thot you smashed the other day.

Now you don't know what you should do so your bitch ass faints until the next day when you meet ur generic glasses anime friend and tell him everything and he like

Fast foward and the mixer girl telling you to forget about what happened, and you nod in agreement but all you thinking about is her sex face

Episode one ends like that but we all know where this is going, he finna smash both at this point, he might as well cuck his dad and smash his step mom too, incest is wincest, anime is trash and so am I.