Daisuki Deals Dakimakura by Jimil

#keepitreal

This is the need of every weeb. They need a Dakimakura.
For all the noobs that don't know dakimakura is a body pillow.
Remember that it is very important that the illustration on it is top quality.
You have to go for the best deals, no matter what the price.
Remember you are a weeb cuz you are a rich son of a bitch ;/////////;
Fuck your pillows hard. That's completely normal...for a weeb

Here's the link to the first website that turns up after googling 
cuz that's the extent of a weeb's knowledge( ͡°;///; ͡°)

If you pee on your dakimakura it won't grow trees. That shit is fake, I tried. Trust me( ͡°;///; ͡°)

How should you decide which Dakimakura to buy?
Every dakimaura is special and exquisite but if you are buying it from a store. Check it's quality. Check for yellow, white or green stains if you want a virgin dakimakura( ͡°;///; ͡°)
Watch out for trap dakimauras. When you see the right one your ochinchin will be sugoi dekke( ͡°;///; ͡°)
For the ladies, your will be all tsuru tsuru ( ͡°;///; ͡°)
How to buy a Dakimakura
1. Open the goddamn link mentioned above( ͡°;///; ͡°)
2. Find your waifu/Choose a pillow
3. Get off your ass and pull the credit card out of it
4. Buy that shit, if you don't know how google that shit. I ain't got time to explain motherfucker( ͡°;///; ͡°)

Ganbattekudasai asshole. Sayonara( ͡°;///; ͡°)