Background Ships: Love beyond Disqus~ - Shaderu

 Background Ships: Love beyond Disqus~ - Disqus Archive      Background Ships: Love beyond Disqus~  Shaderu (@Voice_of_The_Unheard)  Posted on: August 3, 2017     

  Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility for this thread whatsoever. Everyone except me is responsible. Yes, even you who are reading this.  Extra disclaimer: I haven't taken permission from any of the ppl i'll be talking about in this thread. This was done completely beyond their knowledge and quite likely, against their will.   Hello compadres. It is i, DBM's personal advisor and Chief Drama Manager. As such, it is my duty to strictly follow Newtons 68th law,- "When you pit two users against each other in the presence of three factors, #1. Popcorn eaters #2. Enflammers and #3. Justice warriors...massive drama in form of activity and upvotes, is generated". So i'm gonna do just that, except i'll pit many ppl against many people.  Hm so anyway. The word ship is overrated underhated. So we'd use the word the "hanky-panky" instead. Keep that in mind.  Now, to the main topic. We all seem to very interested in online romance. Some to get into it themselves, some to see others drown in it. It's prominent from all those hanky-panky threads and marriage threads and confession threads and random fkin shipping outta nowhere on.  BUT BUT BUTT!!!  Normally you commoners will only know about the few joke stuffs that goes on disqus. But here's the thing.   What you see on disqus, is but a tip of the iceberg. The real and legit shitz happens on discord, among close groups, in secret. They do not want you to know~!  But that cannot be let to happen. They gonna do hanky-panky but will deprive us from the juicy info!! how treacherous!  WHICH IS WHY! i am bringing dem real hanky-panky happening on deep chasms of discord. from hidden and forgotten servers, and obscure groups. Some even happened in dms. How i even learned about all these, you ask? well lemme tell you, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUDGING BEESWAX!   Horny x Yuki(flower)  Starting off with a soft one. Many of you know about it to some extent, but did you know,- they both know each others disqus pass and interchanges account!! imagine the level of trust!  It's also said that they dm all the time. Yuki keeps spamming her pics in dm to horny in hope for horny to send back, but horny wont ;-;  Well regardless of the compromises and the lack of knowledge about gender, the hanky-panky carries on. Ah this is also horny's first ever. Cant tell about Yuki tho.   Shiori x Faptain  As legit as it gets. Faptain keeps lying about his loyalty towards his right hand, but the truth doesn't stay hidden forever.  These two supposedly vc all the time. Both are from india so who knows maybe they have already met up.  Also i keep seeing Faptain telling Shiori to go to sleep. Now we all know that only two types of ppl tell you that, either your mom or your lover. ima give faptain the benefit of doubt and say he's not Shiori's mother.   Arun x Laken  Yep, that's right. Laken, the black haired beauty(assuming the irl she posted is legit)  Lol, got u didn't i? Arun and a non-blonde, wut!!! but yes, the unthinkable has happened. Shows how true love goes beyond everything.  Now it must be mentioned that this isn't Aruns first hanky-panky, and most likely it wont be the last. His past preys were mostly blonde tho. Also, his thing with marco is just his trick to hide his illicit hanky-panky with many many girls.  Either ways, Laken is his current thing. He just can not fucking shut up about how her voice is so pretty, jesus fucking christ. Welp, shows how they been vc'ing like there's no tomorrow. Also he is all buttery with her on disqus too.   Nao x DB  Nao has always been quite the coveted girl by any, but as elusive as a person can get. But even the hardest rock cracks at some point. She did too.  Nao fell on her face pretty hard for DB, FFT staff and a very active user from past CoO channel, who was known for his beastly savagery. No seriously, this guy just cant contain his inner savage. And that's what got nao. She apparently mistook his inner beast as "honestly" keklollmao   yeah lol sure.  Welp DB looks like a model and so does Nao. it's a match made in heaven err FFT.   Raven x Monty  Yes. All those bump vagina thins were just a farce to fool ppl. Her true love is none other than the king of manga, Montypower.  i know many of you have been wondering about who Raven's real is, since she herself is always shipping ppl without mercy. but since her actual thing originated in the deep crater on discord, only a handful knows of it.   Need i say more? Monty and Raven are the sweetest couple. They're legit perfect for each other.   Jade x Ego  Their goes back a while, and through a lot of ups and downs. You all must know Egostical Royalist from both disqus and discord, but he's most noted for his voice.  This bears that testimony. When asked about Ego, this is what Jade said,-    Ronny x Yulia aka AwesomeSauce  Many of you might know Yulia from discord. She's also known as Awesomesauce on disqus by old peeps. And she's been in a lot of hanky-panky with Ronny.  Whenever someone says something nice or flirty towards Ronny, she gets so territorial. And then shrugs it off as a joke. She also made a server with just him and her. And a group. After a certain person was added, others started shipping that person with Ronny, idk what happened but one day she got so triggered and left. Then after, Ronny left.   NISHI X RONNY!!! and many others  IFKR!! wtf  well the "person" mentioned in ronny x yulia, was none other than nishi. After her departure, nishi and ronny got it full on. They massively flirt with each other daily, and gets triggered when either is late to dm back the other. Ah, aren't teenage hanky-panky just lovely.  Nishi is also very protective. When asked if Yulia ever tried to take ronny away from her, she said,-   Wow! savage and violent. tho a bit flawed plan. What if yulia's dearest is ronny! wouldnt that mean she'll end up killing the subject matter D:  Well regardless of all that, nishi herself has several other ships.  Nishi x Majidul for example. same ethnicity and even lives nearby. Her family would totally agree   Also, nishi x twinsplaytekkit. idek who the guy is, but my soures said it's legit.  Anyway, you keep going on nishi. we are proud of you.   Dev x Dark  Ik ik, it's quite shocking.  But apparently, this presumably one sided ship is kinda on its way.  Dark, who happens to be al alt, has expressed deep attraction towards our very own Dev king. Dev however seems to be oblivious about it. and even giving dangerous hints such as,-   No Dev wtf. dont be like that. Do you even know who Dark really is?  Well lemme tell ya! She's one of the original lurker and upvoter, who's name starts with "R" but she's not Rihan. go figure.   Dalzii x Shibi → Nishi → Jade → Cuntish → Asuna  And currently he's single.   Galaxy x Ego  Ego strikes again yayyy.  Idek which one is more legit but, apparently i saw Galaxy act quite lovely with him on disqus. And after digging a bit, i heard they might actually be a thing.  welp, YOLO.   Marco aka Suoh x A FKIN LOTTA PPL, but mainly Shin, for now  Yes. Marco the infamous fukboi from discord, who also happens to mod AW and FFT. The number of females he has ravaged cant be counted with current calculation capacity of computers.  You guys might hear his name with Jade a lot, for good reasons too. They happen to dm a lot apparently.  But in truth, it's Shin from AW. Marco allegedly admitted that he dms Shin 24/7. He keeps telling us how she's amazing, she's this and she's that. Every pretty Chinese girl looks like Shin to him(no racist joke intended). Need we say more?  What's that? Arun? lmao, u think Marco gives a fuk? this is exclusively from marco and shin's dm    Sapphire aka Blackgold X Marco and Monty  And both are already taken trololololol. Welp she's the "get whatever's nearby" type. But regardless, she created a lotta scene during Raven x monty and then wanted to leave when monty went on a hiatus a few days ago.  ikr, what even.   Psi x Cloud  Lol dis. Psi used to say that Cloud is annoying. But then the other day, she was telling Cloud how he's amazing and he's so very important to DBM.  do you think such words can possibly be forgiven?   Illogical x Eva and Kirishima  i mean dayum Illo, going for dem OP ones right away? as expected. so you were hiding these behind your demonic laughter : ]  Damn seriously tho, Eva!!! that's like, fkin epic. Kirishima too! i mean, i shipped Eva and kirishima back in the days before i knew any better. but you sure hit the jackpot.  keep it up gurl. never forget to smile   Grand Finale: MS UNKNOWN X YOUNGTIGER  I'm sorry Fallen, mai boi. but truth is a bitch.  Yes indeed, the person who keeps shipping others, claims that online love is bs, who's infamous for never posting her pics, or even talking in vc, is actually knee deep in romance with our boi YoungTiger.  Unknown might tell u that he's just her best pal, but make no mistake that's a fukin lie.    Rumor has it that Tiger got her good with his godly abs.   And once he showed dem packs to unknown, she flooded him with her own pics, despite never showing herself to any of her supposed "female besties".   She also vc with him a lot, while maintaining the nasty reputation of never talking to others.   When asked how it's going between her and tiger, unknown responds with only this,-   wow. she sure is happy. And when i asked if she minds if i give ppl the good news about them, again she only says,-   Welp, so basically yeah. Shit's pretty deep. All those fools who are mindlessly crushing on her(lol Fallen), might as well end your misery.   Ayeeee so now it's time for questions,---\n\n#1. Wtf are these shit, lol  #2. Do you think these are outrageous? these ppl hiding all these from us?  #3. What's your opinion on "sliding into dms"  #4. Do you wanna ship ppl? Well fuk off, this aint a shipping thread.  #5. Do you think this'll cause drama? if so, do u have popcorn?   Welp, shitpost and enjoy. Dont forget to shit on ppls ships~   PS: I MIGHT have made some of the details up.  PSS: Dont mass flag me pls.  PSSS: If you were mentioned above and got hurt, i got this here right for you    Credits: Accomplice "J", Accomplice "N", Accomplice "R".